Abducted

From the top of the tree, I could see my house.  
I saw the roof that needed repairing 
and the dead grass 
and the new Porsche one of my wife’s boyfriends has been driving. 
Bad credit 
an upside down mortgage and a PT Cruiser in desperate need of new tires. 
There was nothing left worth hanging around for. 
So I jumped. 
I barely made the hatch of the flying saucer. 
They almost left without me.